install theme
  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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@Allie_z24: What is this omg 5/5 omfg I’m shaking
classy-fancy:

Can’t wait to watch X Factor tonight because of this beauty
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